Half shot in the ass
adj. (1) phrase describing a drunk person. canadians sometimes say “half in the bag.” those from the states, especially in larger cities prefer, “half shot in the -ss.”
“you were half shot in the -ss so you probably don’t remember sh-tting in that old man’s fish bowl… poor goldfish”
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