half snap quarterback
when a man is giving -n-l to thier partner then pulls out and sticks a cuc-mber in the partners b-tthole then grabs the ankles of the partner and slams them into the floor. leaving the partner knocked out with a bl–dy nose and a cuc-mber up their -ss.
i gave her the old half snap quarterback for free…lucky ho.
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