Half Standard
a seduction/self defense mechanism of canadian women where they only shave one armpit while the other is left to grow unhealthily long. the young canuckette shields the bald shoulder pocket with a purse, thereby she has the option to demonstrate to potential suiters her bare side, or the hairy side (the wing).
example 1:
girl: “right after i gave my beaver a raise, i began clearcutting my pit p-b-s but ran out of time, so now i’m sporting a half standard.
example 2:
guy 1: “i just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing.”
guy 2: en tabarnak
example 3:
guy: “the paradox is this: the wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but i only get to see it when rejected.”
guy 2: “d-mn pitp-b-s get the best of us.”
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