half-time show
verb meaning (1) to embar-ss yourself in front of a large audience or (2) to bare your breast in public
i went unprepared to the meeting and completely half-time showed
i slipped on the ice and half-time showed in front of everyone
what a girl becomes when a man f-cks her when he is “confused” about his relationship with his significant wife.
then after he is done f-cking her, he goes back to his wife.
she was his little half-time show.
“sorry, i was confused. it was wrong. my wife is pregnant. but you can email me and i will email you back.” says that man.
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