halfsies


absorbing a cost equally between two people
dude, do you want to go halfsies with me on that killer mud pie?
a more fun way to say “half,” or “part-way”.
why would you go halfsies with that halloween costume and just wear a hat? you should go all the way and wear the whole outfit.

want to go halfsies with me and split the cost of dinner?
semi-derogatory term of half canadians used by kevin smith on smodcast 88.
we don’t f-ck halfsies in brantford, all canada or nothing.
when you get an erection that is only about half way erect. this happens when you are subconciously turned on.
aw dude! i got halfsies when i was petting your cat. i got halfsies when my aunt gave me a m-ssage. i got halfsies from riding a horse.
half-brothers or sisters. people who share one parent, but not the other. eg, people with the same mother but different fathers.

you could also spell or pr-nounce it “halvsies”, but you’d look like a r-t-rd.
girl1: “i thought you had a brother. how come i never see him anymore?”
girl2: “my sister and i live here with our mom, but our halfsies live in texas with their dad.”

guy1: “megan and ryan are spending a lot of time together. are they dating?”
guy2: “no way, man! they’re halfsies!”
when you sh-t but only half of it comes out so you struggle hard the rest of the day until the other half finally comes out.
convo in taco bell bathroom

kyle- what the f-ck is taking so long
dan- bro i got halfsies so bad right now
kyle- d-mn that sucks your gonna struggle the rest of the day
dan- i know thats why im trying to get it all out now!

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