hali
hali means original and beautiful
the sunrise is always hali
a popular girl name meaning ocean. those with this unique spelling of the name are often extremely insightful to others emotions, and very philosophical. very commonly girls with the name of hali can make the most loyal of friends, and can be extremely crazy, but they are always very dependable.
1) that hali is always around.
2) dude! don’t flip a hali.
3) i always try to be as great of a friend as hali.
the most beautiful s-xiest girl to walk the earth she’s one of the sweetest kindest nicest girl in the world few boys can get one but the ones that do better treat her right did i mention she’s a great kisser with a perfect body
“wow that girl over there who’s that?”
“oh that’s hali she’s my best friend she’s the perfect girl”
the act of:
1 a) creating a mysp-ce army
b) unleashing a mysp-ce army
2 a) hairspraying
b) teasing hair or otherwise poofing it
3) hardcore dancing
4 a) b–b testing
b) -ss testing
5) being supremely skinny
6) and pretty
7) a heart attack
1 a) “send me love <3 <3 hali"....and they do. think about 15 invites a day (on a bad day)
b) "he's such a douche bag, go hali him out for me"
2 a) "that hairdresser hali-ed a whole can of big s-xy hair on me."
b) "i hali-ed my hair. it's poofy, then i hali-ed it more and now it's hard."
3) "we hali-ed like crazy at that show. everyone had to keep a 10 foot radius."
4 a) "i totally won that hali. the other girl's b--bs were only -------as, but mine are dd."
b) "i won that hali too. i have some junk in my trunk."
5) "i'm so hali."
6) "i'm so hali."
7) "my great-aunt just died of a hali."
noun-skinny cheerleader
smells of fruity rubber bands
also a brittish slang term for c-ck
over exposed -ss area
slips in showers
-dude go suck a hali
-k mate after you grow one
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