halitosis
when your mouth and -sshole smell the same.
you know when you fart and it clears an entire room, well imagine that being condensed into someone’s mouth. that is the smell of halitosis.
philips, your breath reeks, you have halitosis
stank nasty mouth-funk
yo halitosis so bad folk look forward to yo farts
the benign form of bad breath preferable to phallitosis or breff.
terry smith, a very well respected naval supply corps officer, was known for his halitosis, which was chronic, strong, and attracted buzzards and flies.
nasty breath that could knock a buzzard of a sh-t wagon.
my boss has chronic halitosis. it stinks like your washroom does when you take a m-ssive dump and then get your first look at it. in his case it is incurable.
disgusting breath that people always seem to have when they lean in really close and tell a secret.
“i was going to kiss him, but he had some nasty-smelling halitosis.”
the breath you have when you’ve just woke up. some people call it morning breath and it smells like someone has died in your mouth.
matthew has halitosis.
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