halker
term for a stalker, usually fat and sl-tty.
guy 1: “man, krystal kept following me all around the party!”
guy 2: “she’s sucha halker!”
someone who hacks into your email as a means of stalking, often a male.
if that halker wants to read my email, i’ll give him something interesting: “mom, i just got engaged to a national heavyweight champion wrestler–you know the one i got a crush on in high school after he made that 10-second pin!”
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