Hall Pass
this version of “hall p-ss” does not refer to being a student and school days gone-by. in this version it refers to the permission given to go out with the guys (instead of fulfilling either girlfriend or wife duties / obligations / quality time / etc). the hall p-ss can come in half-day, full-day or even hourly increments. it is something to be prized, cherished and used judiciously for it is not an easy thing to obtain. it can only be obtained by verbal (or written) consent from said girlfriend or wife.
mike e. me told the guys he had gotten a hall p-ss for the opening friday in march for the ncaa tourney. he was quite happy cause he had been planning this for sometime and his wife finally approved and granted him the p-ss (a full day one to boot!)
craig called up the gang and sadly informed them that he would not be joining them at the race-track this coming sat-rday. he couldn’t get the hall p-ss, not even for a few hours.
permission given by your lover to fool around with another person outside your relationship.
guy #1: “dude my girlfriend gave me a free p-ss to sleep with another chick.”
guy #2: “aw dude she gave you a hall p-ss?”
noun: an imaginary p-ss or permission slip, granted by one’s spouse, bf, or gf to go out socially with friends.
this colloquial phrase did not imply any romantic or s-xual encounters. it pre-dated the 2010 comedy film (“hall p-ss”) by several decades. this definition relates to adults. this phrase is commonly used by people who attended us schools in the 1960’s – 80’s.
syn: see “permission slip” and “kitchen p-ss”
ex: jeff told dave that he had two tickets for the middleweight boxing match on this coming sat-rday. he asked dave if he wanted to come to the match. dave replied, “let me get back to you on that, i’m not sure if susan will give me a hall p-ss to go out this sat-rday night.”
a certain amount of time that is given to the male in a relationship by the female to do whatever he wants with friends of him without consequences (including s-x, drinking, etc.).
male: “can i have a hall p-ss this weekend, babe?”
female: “sure, but don’t get in too much trouble.”
a week off from marriage to do whatever you want without consequences.
guy 1:
i am headed off to vegas for a week of unbridled debauchery and serious shananigans.
guy 2:
what? did you get a hall p-ss from your wife?
guy 1:
yes, actually i did.
guy 2:
lucky!
term used for someone so good looking, your significant other can’t keep you from them; a free p-ss; usually used for celebrities
angelina jolie is so hot that if i had the chance to meet her, my wife will give me a hall p-ss
noun – a week off of marriage.
man: “wait, you’re giving me a hall p-ss?”
woman: “yes, a week off of marriage.”
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