Hall Sex

noun.

typically performed by a married couple when p-ssing each other in the hall. does not require physical contact, but spittle transfer is common and could possibly be cl-ssified as -ssault if one person has hiv.
“i had hall s-x this morning.”

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“f-ck you!”

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