Hallmark Moment
a hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. it doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.
“when you tripped i laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment”
“ewww did you see the new chick? she had such a hallmark moment in science.”
an act so improbable it looks staged. like on a greeting card.
hallmark moment peanut b-tter staged
“i thought he couldn’t stand her. now they’re standing close and sharing his peanut b-tter.”
“yeah. they’re having a hallmark moment.”
hallmark moment peanut b-tter staged
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