hallo sirb
the internationally recognised greeting to friends, families, teachers, clueless shop -ssistants and bemused turkish kebab shop owners.
the first words g-d said to adam, was “hallo sirb!”, followed by “your p-n-s is quite small, its alright though, eve has nothing to compare it to.” the first point is absurd, the second part is in the old testament: genesis, promise.
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