Halloween Surprise
the act in which a girlfriend seduces her boyfriend for s-x. however, once inside her, the boyfriend realizes that he has entered a dark and bl–dy mess. often accompanied by a foul odor and a girlfriend shouting “boo!” most often occurring around halloween.
last night was halloween and my girlfriend was on her period and i didnt know. to make a long story short, she gave me a halloween surprise. needless to say, it was a mess! 🙁
when you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your p-n-s in so the next dumb-ss kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra “candy” than he bargained for.
“tonight whoever comes to my door is gonna get a little ‘halloween surprise'”
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