Hallway Marine
those kids in school that wear camouflage 24/7 and feign military knowledge.
common traits include:
-constantly bragging about how they’re going to enlist
-excessive playing of call of duty or battlefield
-brings airsoft guns and pocket knives to school
-when talking about weaponry they use names from cod i.e kap-40, olympia
-overly patriotic and a borderline warmonger
hallway marine: my grandpa killed 50 n-z-s with a death machine in wwii!
normal person: it’s called an m134 and it wasn’t in service until 20 years after wwii.
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