Halosexual


one who plays halo2 so much they lose desire for human s-x.
my boy friend dumped me becaue hes became halos-xual…
some one who only thinks,talks,dreams about the video game franchise halo…..
billy does not like girls or boys he loves master chief.. therefore he is a halo s-xual..
1. someone that has been playing halo and halo 2 so long that they begin to think that cortana is hot.

2. me.
dude, cortana is so hott!
no dude, she isn’t.
hey f-ck you man!
halo-lovers who threaten to kill each other on xbox-live instead of duking it out in person. they always refer to each other by their profile names even in real life.
“what? are you gonna threaten to kill me online?….you halos-xual…”
someone who is heteros-xual in the real world, yet falls in love with members of the same s-x when playing halo 2.
oh moonrock dude, you are sooooooo awesome with that battle rifle dude, that is sooooo sweet, dude we need to play with each other more often, dude i’m getting a b-n-r from your mad skillz, omg dude i think i’m becoming halos-xual! wtf dude??

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