halpmeh
a lazy way to ask for help. intended to be “help me”.
omg i’m stuck halpmeh!!! 🙁
a) a lazy way of typing ‘help me’, usually when a person doesn’t need help at all, just saying it to try and squeeze an extra ‘lol’ out of somebody or trying to sound cool and ‘leet’;
b) spelling of ‘help me’for a person who who either makes a typo or who doesn’t write/speak english very well.
(a) user-of-word:”0mg lvl 2 r4bbitz g0nna pwn m3 halp meh”
other person: “0mg but u r lvl 99999 r0fl!!!111eleven”
b)guy: “hei im neew to typping in inglish zo 4give me 4 any mispelllings.. !!! a lvlv 999999 deemon aaah halp meh”
other guy: “foriegn n00b. lol.”
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