Halthanksmas
a holiday beginning on october 31st and spanning through to december 31st, created to facilitate the retail season;
a season completely devoid of any spiritual, social or religious significance, devoted solely to bolstering the sales of national mega-chains;
a new opportunity for hallmark cards to create a non holiday
“don, have you started your halthanksmas shopping? its getting late – yesterday was labor day!”
“last year my parents really missed the boat on the halthanksmas shopping sales, and the new nintendo ds add on were all sold out by october- i’m so p-ssed”,
“i can’t believe i forgot to get doreen a halthanksmas card ,and gift certificate to wal-marts- i’m such a sh-tty boss….”
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