halvite
a synthesis of half+invite; when n-body invites you to a party, but totally expect you to be there.
person one: are you going down to the party at jon’s?
person two: there’s a party at jon’s?
person one: oh yeah, dude. i thought somebody told you…
person two: thanks for the halvite.
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