Halvo


the b-ss player of a rocket to the moon. the hottest man alive, he likes creeping and mouth-breathing. he is married to john o’callaghan from the maine and they love -ss-f-cking every night. he is one of the most blogged about in tumblr. he is the number one fan of the maine and he always will be. he will one day become the pesident of the united states and we’ll all die because of him.
did you see halvo with john ohh?!?!
eric halvorsen is so hoooootttt
i can’t even.. halvo
(v.)(adj.)a word to replace any verb/adjective, giving it a more of a dramatic emphasis of awesomeness to it.
(n.) incredulous mouth-breather refering to the b-ss player of a rocket to the moon

also to replace any curse words, urban words, and any other word.
(v.) i just halvoed that trick!
(adj.) my new cd is soooo halvo!!!
(n.) halvo just signed my shirt!
you’re such a halvo breathing like that!!! i like it.

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