HAM COMA!


a hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.
rachael: “man! louis was all lovey-dovey on thursday, but he hasn’t answered any of my texts all weekend! what’s his deal, ya think?!”

kate: “well, he probably ate some ham after work and p-ssed out in a m-ssive ham coma! you just can’t function when you get one of those puppies!

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