Ham Pamphlet
the act of inserting the p-n-s (or the ham) in between two girls v-g-n-l areas as they scissor. optional: to make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you’re a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty ham pamphlet
“bro, i know you’re into peaking in on freaky -ss groups who have crazy s-x. well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!”
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