ham pony
large proportioned individuals who emit an odor like warm processed meat and who wear extremely tight clothing so that ham roles out at multiple locations. both conditions are required to qualify as a ham pony
plural: pone hammy’s
“you’ll need a crowbar to get the pants off of that ham pony” or “i’m going to ride that ham pony all the way to sloppy town”
plural: “cover your nuggets, here comes a herd of pone hammy’s!”
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