Ham Shank


ham shank, w-nk. rhyming slang for m-st-rb-t–n.
“i was so bored i had a ham shank”
a thoroughly enjoyable pasttime which only requires one hand. to beat the meat. bash the bishop. abuse the one eyed trouser snake
the b-tch had a headache again so i had to have a quick hamshank over kirsty young.
a hamshank is a british or just an h slang word for a w-nk
i had a hamshank last night
an extremely s-xy and intelligent person.
the hamshank was superior to cereal killer
originally a word for a joint of ham… used to describe a rather large jimmy.
“thats a tasty hamshank”

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