Ham Slamwiched


ham slamwiched is a state of drunkenness that is a combination of being hammered and slammed, while having food on your mind or having the drunk munchies. typically this state is achieved after a night of heavy drinking in which a liquid diet has left your body craving for solid food.
i was so ham slamwiched last night that i ate 3 burritos after going out to the bars.

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