hambeast
hambeast is one of those words which may have originated with something awful. it refers to people who are porcine, that is, piggishly fat, with arms and legs like hams.
“look at this picture and tell me fud isn’t a hambeast. how much does he eat in a day?!”
an extremely obese m-ss of flesh that is collectively thought of as human. to qualify for hambeast, the being must be 100 lbs. overweight, but the minimum can travel downwards if the hambeast tries to “show their stuff” when there is glaringly too much of “it.”
snowpony, lose some weight you d-mn hambeast.
a really fat; and repulsive female; worse than a b-tterface. really controlling over loser fat boyfriends forced into a relationship through accidental drunk impregnation.
whoa dave; emily is quite a ham beast. too bad byron knocked her up. she has enough folds to bang to keep him busy for a few years!
1. a person so extremely large, the back of their neck resembles a package of hotdogs, and their thighs are reminiscent of rice pudding on a hot afternoon
2. a term used to describe poor ld debaters at truman hs, including but not limited to a certain member nicknamed object
3. an alternative to thanksgiving turkeys
“oh h-ll naw, i am not putting crisco on that -ss! its her d-mn fault for not buying double doors, stupid hambeast!”
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