hamburger phone
a hamburger that doubles as a landline telephone, as seen in the movie juno.
(bad reception) caller one: what did you say? caller two: ahh, sorry. i’m on my hamburger phone.
a way to put a phone in a human body.
peter: hey quagmire! i ate this hamburger phone from a pregnant girl, and my gut started ringing. you called and begged her not to sue you for child rape.
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