Hamburgle
verb; the act designated to the theft or larceny of a hamburger, cheeseburger, or burger derivative.
past tense: hamburgled
some sneaky fiend has hamburgled my junior bacon chee.!
v.; the action pertaining to the theft (or larceny) of one or more hamburgers, cheeseburgers, or other burger derivatives. past tense: “hamburgled”
some sneaky b-tch just hamburgled my bacon double chee.
a severe dodgy face often given after some r-t-rd says something dumb
person 1: is that guy giving me a dirty look?
person 2: yeah he just hamburgled you good.
to “hamburgle” is to make love to the -ss without any actual penetration of said -ss. hamburgling is comparable to t-tty f-cking a set of br–sts, the difference being that your d-ck is between a set of -ss cheeks rather than a set of br–sts.
“so man, did you get any the other night?”
“yeah dude, i hamburgled that -ss all night long”
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