Hamcannon


noun: the male organ of copulation

noun: insulting term of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous
p-n-s, w-ng, dong, d-ck, king kong, baby squirter, goo tossing bulbous headed f-ck stick.

“that dude looks like a f-ckin’ walking hamcannon”

an idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.
ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. it stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.

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