HAMF
hard -ss mother f-cker. more bad -ss then going ham
“bro you just went ham on there -ss”. “no bro, i just went hamf!”
high -ss mother f-cker
person a : ” duuuuuude”
person b: “whaaaat man?”
person a: ” i am one hamf”
person b: “what the f-ck is that?”
person a: “one high -ss mother f-cker”
acronym for hard -ss mother f-cker. similar to bamf (bad-ss mother f-cker), lamf (lame -ss mother f-cker), or kamf (krunk -ss mother f-cker).
a hard -ss mother f-cker is someone who is either a mother f-cker who’s a hard -ss on people, or a f-cker who f-cks mothers with hard -sses.
cleavon johnson: sup n-gg-, these dudes is p-ssing me off and sh-t.
larry johnson: yeah me to nug, i’m ’bout to go hamf on these b-tches.
acronym for high alt-tude mega fart. they can occur when living in or visiting high elevations. known to happen during ski trips and hiking trips in the mountains and also on-board airplanes. believed to be caused by the large difference in pressure between your insides and the low pressure of high alt-tudes thus causing a larger and more violent expulsion of gas through the -n-s than would occur at sea levels.
i need to get back home to sea level ’cause these hamfs in colorado are tearing a hole in my underwear.
hungery -ss mother f-cker
man..that h.a.m.f is really juicy.
haul -ss mother f-cker
a word used to indicate that rapid travel is required.
dude! you just p-ssed on a police car. let’s hamf!
you: we’re gonna be late if you don’t hurry up.
me: i’m ready, let’s hamf!
hungry -ss mother f-cker (akin to bamf for bad-ss motherf-cker)
al: give me some gum right now!
brian: ok ok, don’t be such a hamf!
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