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• Hamjig

  noun; when an obese person, seeing a piece of ham becomes so enraptured, that they dance with glee. i saw my friend’s mom doing a hamjig the other day! that hamjig was full of jiggling, pasty flesh.

• hammah jammah

  1. someone of a deviant s-xual nature 2. a coward 3. an insect always used used with an exclamation mark 1. d-mn, you one big -ss hammah jammah foo! 2. man, get out the cupboard you dirty hammah jammah! 3. arrrgh, i just got bit by one hammah jammah fly!

• Hammerang

  hammerang is a pokemon we’d like to see, a water/ice type that resembles a hammerhead shark and can rotate its slightly curved, hammer-shaped nose like a propeller. from holes in the “hammer” it can also shoot out large chunks of ice shaped like boomerangs. attacks include lock hammers, freeze sh-ll, ice boomerang, head b-tt, and […]

• hand jive

  a dance found in the movie and broadway musical grease. don’t ask me how to do it. i could barely walk when i milked a cow, when i was three i pushed a plow, while chopping wood i moved my legs, and i started dancing when i gathered eggs. the whole time laughed, i was […]

• handmaiden

  a subordinate chick who takes all her cues from the hottest girl in her clique. sometimes a closet lesbian who often says when referencing her queen, “that’s my friend!” see also: slave. paris hilton’s racist chavtastic -ss has alot of handmaidens. a woman who is perceived by a radical feminist as supporting “the patriarchy” by […]

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