hamgasm
when you eat ham, and it’s so good you c-m.
oh my god..yes..ham!!…yessss!!…i just hamgasmed.
a non-physical -rg-sm that is initiated by the stimulation of a non-s-xual interest of a person, i.e. food, music, art, career, etc.
in such a case, replace “ham” with the person’s name.
the alejandro sanz cd gave hamlet a hamgasm, as did his high paying linguistics job in brazil.
jim jimgasmed from the beatles’s alb-m.
guns makes me bobgasm.
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