hamgina
when a spiral cut ham is displayed so that the separation of the ham slices resembles a v-g-n-.
“woah, dude, look at the size of that hamgina that mom just put on the table. that gets me hot.”
1.a v-g-n- made of ham.
2.a pig’s v-g-n-.
i want to f-ck a hamgina.
roseanne barr’s horrifying genitalia
if roseanne were to start talking about s-x, the image of her greasy, worm ridden hamgina attempting to eat you alive, would leap into your head…..then you would kill yourself
the female genitals of a pig
miss piggy must have an amazing hamgina in order for kermit to put up with that annoying b-tch!
the v-g-n- of a hamster
i wanted to mate the hamsters but the female won’t give up that hamgina.
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