Hamish’s Law
the total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesity in the general population.
man x is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the “cute face but bad body”-type woman. man x’s son will be still worse off.
1) i saw a video of woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. depressing.
2) i want to sue ben & jerry’s for damages to my s-x life from their acceleration of hamish’s law.
3) alex moved to asia just to escape hamish’s law, and i think he has the right idea.
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