hammacher
a lazy bloke which hangs out in a hammock, all day, every f-cking day.
complimentary definition for schlemmer, which together make… hammacher schlemmer…
so, your lazy artist brother get a job yet?
no… he’s lazing about in his room, reading hammacher schlemmer, he’s not much of a schlemmer, though he’s quite the hammacher.
really?
yeah, i even got him a hammock.
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