Hammer of Thor

it is where you sh-t in a pillow case and beat your partner with it.
“man, all these s-x positions are getting boring. i’m gonna try the hammer of thor.”
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when in an argument or meeting, taking a sh-t in your hand and slamming it down on the table as you say your point. argument over, meeting adjourned.
man, sam really put down the hammer of thor in that meeting.
the process of blowing a deep pool of man juice into your cupped dominant hand as a result of f-ll-t– and then slapping your partner across the face with said soiled hand. used as a way of exerting dominance or discipline.
b-tch was acting up, so i gave her the hammer of thor. now she cooks me dinner every night.
the s-xual act of grasping ones member the second before -j-c-l-t–n and squeezing to such an extent that your hand begins to shake. the desired effect being, the sperm redirects and shoots the opposite way back into the body causing you to trick your member (d-ck) into thinking it’s on nut #2 without he sensitivity or need for a pause that comes with the second round.
but the move does have it’s draw backs and the user will experience blue b-lls the following morning or day after.

use with caution!
i almost came on stroke five last night when i was with my girl in bed but i pulled the hammer of thor” and i lasted almost an out and half.
handshake in which two people raise their right arm, forming a fist with their hand and then hitting said arms against each other.
using the hammer of thor, adrien saluted his friend.