hammer wank
when there’s not full access to a p-n-s and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your d-cks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the p-n-s being like the nail that’s being pulled giving a better grip
was sittin in m-ss and jess gave me such a hammer w-nk
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