hammered hat
an invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. it is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.
after a long night at the local dive bar anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.
Read Also:
- Dirty Lani
the act of going to a night club or bar, and having a woman come on to you and offer to take you back to her place. you then proceed to sh-t on her while you are having missionary s-x with a whiskey d-ck. “dude, i just sh-t on a girl while having drunk s-x! […]
- doxxing
doxxing, by way of “name-dropping,” is doc-ment (doxx) dropping. it’s publicly exposing someone’s real name or address on the internet who has taken pains to keep them secret. also spelled “doxing.” “she calls herself ‘connie from fat city’ but someone outed her real ident-ty and location as karen last name from palo alto,’ even giving […]
- Doing an Amelia
doing an amelia is a common phrase -ssociated with the term ‘ameliaism’ referring to continuous partying. when a person has the ability to turn a party into an after-party which extends the length of the original party, it is called, ‘doing an amelia’.
- montana potato
when a girl licks a guy’s sack and junk to get his prec-m to cover his b-lls like b-tter no example needed of a montana potato
- Fapiphany
the moment after a male has achieved an -rg-sm, his mind instantly becomes clear and he suddenly becomes aware of his surroundings. during this brief moment of clarity, he is void of all s-xual desires, and is free to ponder the mysteries of life, death, and existence. rarely can man escape the inner impulses that […]