Hammerhead
a person who is heavily intoxicated to the point that his/her eyes deviate away from their head (much like how a hammerhead shark is)
dude, you were so hammerhead last night!
a person who enjoys eating out excessively bl–dy -ssholes. they typically bite off small chunks of flesh in the process, adding to the bl–dy carnage.
hammerheads usually perform this action in groups as part of a “feeding frenzy.”
that hammerhead is eating mad time -sshole! look at all that blood!
another word for p-n-s you can say in public
earl left his hammerhead mark in the vaseline
term used in the cycling community for a really gung-ho athletic rider, the kind with an intense training regimen and a “need for speed.” named for their habit of dropping the hammer, or launching into unnecessary bursts of speed, particularly blowing off weaker riders in recreational group rides. in extreme cases, they’ve been known to blow off traffic lights and laws just to go fast. too often matching the stock image of the athletic, lycra-clad scofflaw, they’re often blamed for perpetuating a lot of ugly stereotypes about people on bikes.
“i get to the intersection on my bike, and just when i get the light, some hammerhead blows off the intersection right across my bath! he cuts me off, and all those cars. then they all start honking at me, even when i signal properly, because they think i’m a jerk, too. i’m just trying to get to work!”
(n.) one who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. one who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. an albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.
elitist sure is a hammerhead.
to grab the shaft of the p-n-s leaving only the head sticking out and slamming the head with an open palm.
she was so mad at him for cheating she gave him a hammer head.
when ur purple head is three times the size of ur dangler.
kj: hey greame why is ur purp head so big?
greame mann: da whaaaat?
kj: wow that must be a hammer head.
greame: f-ck you!
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