hammersharked
1. getting so hammered that you really do believe you are a shark (see slizzard)
2. what happens to a shark when swimming in beer
1. brooke was definitely hammersharked during shark week because she kept her arms over her head like she had a fin and kept singing the jaws theme song (dundun, dundun, dundundundun)
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