Hammy J


a hand job with a slice of ham wrapped around the p-n-s.
sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several hammy j’s she would be delivering that night.
a slang term for handjob.
yo melissa let me get a hammy j?

did you get a hammy j from melissa?

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