Hammy Pants

hammy pants: an outfit that makes you look fat (like a pig).
girlfriend, those skinny jeans look more like hammy pants on your big b-tt.

her: do these make my b-tt look big?
him: if you wanted hammy pants then yes!

look at kim kardashian, she looks so fat in those hammy pants.
1)the end result of a catastrophic fit of laughter, surprise, or rage; 2) a figurative idiomatic euphemism insinuating a radical and prodigious defecation in one’s polyester, or otherwise fashion-deficient, undergarments; 3)the sh-tting of oneself in response to hilarity or indignation of hyperbolic proportions; 4) an often inappropriate response to overly offensive and morbid humor an individual finds morally reprehensible yet uncontrollably humorous causing inadvertent loss of bowel control in the form, shape, or smell of a honey baked ham; 5) an irregular deucing in response to overwhelming emotion; 6) the reaction one would have after finding an unwanted demon, fire-baby or she-beast under one’s bed; 7) tossing a fat one out the back gate; 8) painful yet humorous -ss-delivery; 9) the result of being told by a lowe’s customer service agent to take you and your son across the parkinglot to get a jump with the brand new cobalt jumper-cables you just bought at said lowe’s.
dude, don’t jump out of the closet with a machete. you gave me hammy pants.

that b-st-rd at lowe’s really gave me the hammy pants when he told me to walk across the street for a jump.

the ghost of a puppy fetus really made me ham my pants. <--example of morally reprehensible humor. taking my husband around town after his sugery like a scene out of "weekend at bernie's" seriously gave me a case of hammy pants.