hamper whore
a male or female who pulls out dirty clothes from their hamper and then proceeds to flirt/attract a partner
-taquasha “why are you wearing those clothes that you wore 2 tomes this week?!”
-shondra “so i can go on on my date with ty’ron.”
-taquasha “d-mn you’re a hamper wh-r-“
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