Hampstand
in a male’s apartment/house, the hamper next to the bed that is also used as a makeshift nightstand to put sh-t on because we don’t believe in wasting money on an actual nightstand until a girl comes along and insists that we get one.
“you need to get rid of that hampstand so i don’t have to move my phone off it every time you need to put your dirty boxers in it.”
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