Hampstead North Carolina


hickville, nc.
where my parents retired.

nothing to do.
full of people from long island, ohio, cny, and local dirtbags.

don’t bother.
there isn’t even a wal-mart or a movie theatre in hampstead north carolina. and my neighbors on the right are white trash with too much money in a mcmansion, and the neighbors on the left live in a dilapidated trailer behind a jungle of a yard.

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