Hamshot
medical term for a pool cue sized fecal ball that causes an inordinate amount of methane to build up behind it. when the pressure becomes too great, the fecal ball is shot out the -n-s at a high rate of speed. falls under the category of “explosive bowel movements”.
“my god, pedro hasn’t cr-pped in weeks, then, outta no where, “bang”!!! he cr-ps so hard, he busted the toilet tank with an impacted fecal hamshot”.
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