hamster fart
random dumb compliment a guy says to his girlfriend when he’s awkwardly ran out of cute witty pet names to call her or things to say to her.
ethan: “hey pumpkin!”
kristin: “hey cuddly bear, hot stuff, honey bunny… mr. puffy p–pins” 😉
ethan: “ummm, heya!!… sweet cheeks”!!”
kristin: “i love you! ye olde s-xy beast!!”
ethan: ” …hey! i… love you too… hamster fart!”
kristin: “???”
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