Hamsturbate
when you use a hamster for dirty deeds. usually will end with the hamster dying.
bob: i got a new hamster!
sam: then let me hamsturbate with it.
bob: but you’ll kill it!
sam: it’s okay…-sn-tches hamster-
-a couple minutes later-
bob: my god!!
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