han mandle
another way of saying man handled (to screw yourself over, basically), but in a playful manner, in friendly random terms.
made up by the person who posted this on the last day of school freshman year, last period in creative writing.
“joo just got han-mandled!”
“well, i will han mandle your face you emo hippo thing!”
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