Hand Candy
hand-candy is simply another word for a p-n-s. the defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the p-n-s as a treat.
“all the girls wanted to grab a fistful of james’s hand-candy”
sperm from masturbation is called hand candy. when a man/woman gives a hand job and produces “hand candy” from the p-n-s head.
“d-mn my girlfriend gave me excellent hand candy!”
“i got hand candy all over my pants.”
a female (or group of females) worth retaining in mind for referral back to at a later date when it is more convenient to perform a five-knuckle shuffle.
‘have a look at that hand candy over there’
to pleasure yourself , or another in a s-xual way.
1) maann i need some hand candy !
2) let me give you some hand candy baby!
female br–sts. the feeling of them in your hands is indescribable.
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