Hand Grenade Heat
a very, very spicy chili made by beatrice middleton. was a hit in mess halls in 1945, especially at paris island. can be made of any meat, but mostly uses chicken or turkey. the secret is a mix of jalapeno and serrano peppers which she puts in with the meat. don’t get too close or it will explode. hence the name: hand grenade heat!
beatrice: hey y’all, who’s hungry? i got something good. who’s ready for some hand grenade heat?
morris: that really hot chili you love? oh sure, are you making some?
beatrice: yep. this is for you and all the rest of them. here, taste it. tell me if it needs more heat.
morris: (tastes the chili) wow! that’s an explosion waiting to happen. its got kick!
stan: hey, what’s that? i know chili but i’ve never seen chili that hot. (he tastes some and the chili goes boom!) wow! that is one kickin’ chili there!
rabbit: stanley! you shouldn’t have eaten that yet. its way too hot! you’ll get heartburn, honey.
beatrice: who cares?! this stuff is meant to give you heartburn. its not just any old chili, it burned tons of soldiers when i made it in the marines. one taste of this and you’ll be workin’ it off for days. (she salutes) aye sir!! oorah!
stan: sorry, i didn’t know it would explode. now, i’m a big guy, 6’2″ 285 lbs. and i love to eat! otherwise, how would i stay a soft gooey marshmellow?
bryant: you’re not a marshmellow. you’re a bunny! even bunnies need to eat. thanks for dinner. it rocked!
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